Mike “The Situation” and Nicole “Snooki” were on Conan last night…

Comedy…

Leave it to MTV to take a bunch of guidos and guidettes (their words, not mine), put ‘em in a house on the Jersey Shore (Seaside Heights to be exact) and let audiences watch as debauchery quickly ensues. Is it trashy? You bet. But does it make for good TV? Absolutely. Heck, I’m suprised MTV didn’t think of this sooner. Here are some memorable quotes from the first episode:

“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life” - Nicole, aka “Snooki”

“If you ain’t a guido, get the f*ck outta my face” - Sammi aka “Sweetheart”

“My abs are so ripped up, I call it ‘the situation.’” - Mike aka “The Situation”

“I think it’s my mission to hook up with the hottest Jersey Guido.” - Jenni aka “J-Wowww” (it’s not a typo, she spells ‘wow’ with 3 w’s, I can’t make this stuff up)

“Your bank account can be low, but you always gotta look good — always have to get a new haircut, always gotta wear new sneakers, always gotta look fresh.” - Ronnie (no nickname)

“This job (working at a t-shirt store on the boardwalk) is beneath me. I’m a bartender…I do great things” - Angelina aka “Jolie”

Jersey Shore airs every Thursday at 10pm.

193% ?!?!…..Looks like math isn’t a forte for some folks at Fox News

Got chills watchin’ this….AK lookin’ fine as usual

Hate to say I told you so, but….

Ohio clearly loves Lebron and their pursuit to keep the free-agent-to-be has officially begun as witnessed by this maze carved into an 8 acre corn field in Milford Center, OH.

Do you have the latest version?

Filming for the “Empire State of Mind” video has officially begun…the next single off Jay-Z’s The BluePrint III

Clips of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys filming in NY this past week: