I overheard this girl talking to her other friend:

“I saw some prissy looking girl on his myspace page…So I put spyware on his computer because I thought ht was cheating on me.”

…spyware, not only a spammers tool. Solving relationship problems since 2004

Here’s another thing I overheard:

“Jeremy’s love make up for all of the ugly guys that have come up to me.”

umm…that’s sweet…

V: there is another kid i used to live next door to that i cannot add [on facebook]
cuz it would be too weird
so i’m leaving it at that
Me: ok…
V: so anyway,
we were in the same grade
Me: wtf?!
V: we never played together but he and his family moved in the house after the first boy left to go back to england with his family
Me: I really don’t care…
V: right…so this new family with 3 boys moved in from england (i think the bank owned the hosue) and i thought the kid in my grade was super cute and he thought i was icky.
but eventually we played together a little.
his best friend grew up wtih me here.
Me: so you can’t add him b/c he thought you were icky?
V: Yes…
Me: I’m glad i’m not a girl. girls are dumb.

B: this is how dumb girls are
V: Why?
B: This is the conversation I just had with Rachel.

R: I’m not going to find a job
B: Don’t worry you will. You’re smart. You’ll be fine
R: No I won’t.
B: Trust me, you’re a lot smarter than a lot of other people out there
R: No, Brian I won’t. I don’t want to argue with you about this!!!
B: Who’s arguing?!
R: You know what? I’m done…i don’t want to talk/argue about it. let’s just drop it.

then she walks away like she just won the argument (the non-existent argument)

V: HAHA!
B: and I KNOW you’ve done it before!
V: Yes, you know I have. I dunno why we do it.

girls are dumb…

Chris: I told Jess that you and Vivian (my ex) would get married
Me: ew…
Craig: and that I would
Craig: Wait…
Craig: did you just say “ew” about my girl??
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Craig: wtf?!
Me: umm…i can’t physically find anyone that you’ve dated attractive
Craig: so wait…if we saw a girl, and we both were like, “she’s hot,” and I started dating her…then she would become ugly to you?
Me: Yes. It’s bro code programmed in me.

A: then lets go to the pizza place for lunch
me: sure. i’ll meet you there
A: ok. see you guys there
A: im going to start walking over now
my coworker is coming too
me: is she hot?
Kosin: is she hot
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kosin: haha
i love it

boys………

E: omg i am sad lol
B: WHY?! everything ok?
E: i just got new shoes in the mail
B: Are you really sad?
E: and no one is here to see them

amazing…

“Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great.” - Roger de Bussy-Rabutin

Big thanks to Dave’s mom for this one. HA!

To the people in the movie, I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist posting this up.

Enough said…