The Chef is back in the kitchen! Check out Raekwon’s new single “New Wu” from his up-comnig album, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II.

Best line: “Jumping outta Benz wagons/my family lives in the hills, they call us Bin Laden’s” - Ghostface

Throw your W’s up!

The Cleveland Cavaliers seem to be ready…..are you?

So I’m sitting at the restaurant waiting for my date to come, and she was late. Not five minutes late, but an hour late! Mind you that it was a first date. So there’s this whole table of really pretty girls sitting next to me.

Conflicted, I thought, “f- it.” I turned around, had a nice little conversation with the hotties, and got one of their numbers all before my date arrived. My excuse for when she arrived to the hotties, “oh…i’m waiting for my cousin.” My excuse for my date, “oh…those were my cousin’s friends!”

Conclusion: I have a date with one of the hotties. The late girl, Jenn, got dropped like a bad habit.

I overheard this girl talking to her other friend:

“I saw some prissy looking girl on his myspace page…So I put spyware on his computer because I thought ht was cheating on me.”

…spyware, not only a spammers tool. Solving relationship problems since 2004

Here’s another thing I overheard:

“Jeremy’s love make up for all of the ugly guys that have come up to me.”

umm…that’s sweet…

I overhead a few conversations at brunch the other day. I swear I wasn’t spying. It was just that loud and stupid:

Sorority Girl 1: Remember that guy, Homer (I swear…that’s the name she said). Remember? the guy you hooked up with?
(other girl nods yes)
His girlfriend is in my sorority

sweet…

This post is a little overdue…but better late than never. It’s official, Brian and Alice have packed their belongings and moved out of their apartment at 85 John. A lot of good memories in that apartment, especially New Year’s Day in 2008, where we spent the entire afternoon watching BET’s top 100 countdown and eating Popeye’s. Good times, good friends….definitely sad to see them leave.

Brian in his empty apartment:

Brian in his empty apartment, sans wall:

We all know Lil’ Wayne claims to be “the greatest rapper alive”, but did he swagger-jack his album covers from someone else?

The Carter (2004) vs. In My Lifetime Vol. 1 (1996)
Notice the arms are in the same position and similar cursive writing.

The Carter II (2005) vs. Hard Knock Life, Vol. 2 (1998)
Both covers have studio backgrounds, both are leaning on a Bentley.

Hmmm…you be the judge.

I was listening to “Air It Out” yesterday, a song off Jadakiss’ 2004 album, Kiss of Death and noticed that he mentions Binghamton, home to my alma mater Binghamton University, in his song. Check this line from the first verse:

And his baby moms startin’ to do her thing again
She left him for a n*gga pumpin E up in Binghamton

Shout out to Jadakiss, his new album The Last Kiss hits stores on April 7th. Peep the “Air It Out” vid: