Welcome to the quadruple threat match. Where 4 mighty contenders battle it out and throw the most kick a– birthday party ever! Come on and celebrate Brian, Iris, Dan, and Cynthia’s birthday!!! It’s going to be RIDICULOUS and complete with Dancing, Ponies, a Magician, and a Limbo Stick! (ok…maybe no ponies…or a magician, but DEFINITE on the limbo stick).

Here are the details:

Place: M1-5
Location: 52 Walker Street (b/w Broadway and Church) map
When: Saturday, October 4 @ 11pm
Extras: Rock Cover Band till midnight, hip hop and top 40 after. And Dan and BMak are going to do a bboy show (or at least he will…haha).

It’s gonna be CRRRRAAAAZAAAAYYYY!!! Feel Free to bring friends.

rsvp to the evite

A: then lets go to the pizza place for lunch
me: sure. i’ll meet you there
A: ok. see you guys there
A: im going to start walking over now
my coworker is coming too
me: is she hot?
Kosin: is she hot
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kosin: haha
i love it

boys………

He looks like a combination of Joe Camel and Terrence Howard…your thoughts on Jay-Z’s mini ‘fro?

E: omg i am sad lol
B: WHY?! everything ok?
E: i just got new shoes in the mail
B: Are you really sad?
E: and no one is here to see them

amazing…

Does anyone know what time it is?

Another story from the amazing Stella:

I call in this patient and she’s wearing this purple T-shirt with a silhouette of this pudgy bear sitting against a tree, in the middle of the woods. Belly all exposed.

me: “Hey! Is that Winnie the Pooh?”
her: “uh no…it’s just a fat bear sitting in the woods.”

Before there was making the band I, II, III, IV! Before there was I Want to Work for Diddy. Before there was Bad Boy for Life. Before there was Sean Jean. Before there was the utter ridiculousness that is Diddy, there was Puff Daddy and the bad boy family!

It’s all about the Benjamins (Rock Remix). Seriously, take a look at the lead singer of the band at about 1min 30s into it! It’s diddy with a comb over wig!