Another story from Stella:

So I’m at my cousin’s wedding reception. She wanted to save cash for the dinner. So she didn’t have a DJ or an MC. However, this ballsy ass clown guy decided to take the reigns on this, and become the MC/DJ.

I went up and tried to change the CD. He looks my way and says, “Hey! I like you. You wanna dance?”

Me: “no”

I guess he didn’t hear me because, again he goes “Yo…You wanna dance?!?”

Me (again): “no”

So I’m on the dance floor, and then I hear him grab the mic and screams “YOU ARE SO PRETTY! SO GORGEOUS! I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU!!!”

and then he starts gyrating his hips. And then says, “YOU KNOW HOW TO CHA CHA? IT’S LIKE THIS. *gyrate* *gyrate* WHAT’S YOUR NUMBER? I WANT YOUR NUMBER”

One of my guy cousins runs over and is like “dude…RELAX!…I think she’s your cousin!”