**caution** this might be tooo mean

Contributed by JP:

So I was walking to work today and I noticed this girl that was bling blingin’ from head to toe. I dunno who she worked for, but that does not fly in 7th ave unless you’re a rapper. Helloooo its 9am! I feel like screamin…yesss I get it! ur bling blingin’!

Another DON’T: label whoresssssss
This was at the subway train, this girl was covered in designer label. Burberry scarf, Burberry ear muffs. That’s over the top isn’t it? I mean I love labels, but don’t you hate rockin’ their logos? i mean one item is enough, but promoting it with every inch of your body?! What am I your billboard…(not like im getting paid to rock it). I don’t think sooooo

Another DONT:
-Is it summmer? Nooo, its winter. Unless your naturally tan like me, please hold off on the self tanners. I mean the tan look, is great; I love it. But like really REALLLY RIDICULOUS CRISP TAN…c’mon thats OVERKILLLLLL!!! just don’t overdo the tanning! keep it moderate…its not a good look. It’s january and we know you didn’t go away…its fake and RIDICULOUS looking! and it doesn’t look healthy! tan should always leave a nice glow. But really, really I’ve seen some realllllly bad ones…not good, not good….

One simple lesson:
-keeeep it simple. If your gonna wear a huge rock, don’t wear another huge rock on your other finger, esp right next to that finger…that’s tacky…

- JP