We decided to turn our e-mail chain into a wild style round, where we freestyle and try to insult each other in the funniest way.

Here are some of the highlights. Click here for the full transcript.

A: my rhymes aren’t wack,
why you hating, b.mak?
i got so much game i could take on Shaq

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B’s response to Peanut (for making fun of him):
since when did the chick get a say
she just a little peanut
the only way you get to play
is if you suck dees ****!

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A: how can i be limp when ladies call me king kong
you know i freak b*tches and h*es all night long

B: those b—ches and h-es you talk about
they p—y is all stale
wait a minute, that ain’t p—y
they all shemales!

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A: everybody knows i ball, b, why you gotta hate?
you mad, cuz in the club i make it precipitate?
i toss money up like its on fire
all the honeys screamin ’show me the money, like jerry maguire

After being vegan for over 2 weeks and determined to satisfy our sweet tooth, my roommate Simon and I found a bakery called BabyCakes. Located in the Lower East Side, BabyCakes specializes in baked goods that are free of allergens such as gluten, wheat, dairy, egg and soy. We were skeptical at first, but still decided to give it a try nonetheless. Simon got the chocolate raspberry muffin and I got a chocolate frosted red velvet cupcake and a mini brownie. Both cupcakes were very light and fluffy, the frosting not too sweet. The brownie (my favorite) was rich and dense. Although delicious, someone who has a serious sweet tooth can easily break the bank at this place, cupcakes (about 2.5 inches in diameter) will run you between $3-$4 and brownies (slightly larger than a Dunkin’ Donuts munchkin) will cost you $0.99 - $1.25.

Verdict: So good you would never guess that their baked goods were free of eggs and dairy. If you’re vegan and looking for something sweet, this is definitely the place to go. Oh yeah, they also sell shots of frosting for $1.50

Baby Cakes (map)
248 Broome St
New York, NY 10002
(212) 677-5047

Subway performer on the L-Train Line at First Avenue.

Performers of all shapes and types (dancers, orchestras, guitarists, acapella groups, even the Naked Cowboy). Fortunately for us, a lot of them reside/perform in the under passages of NYC, within the subways and penn station, for us to enjoy on our commute to and from work.

Welcome to your NY Moment.

Last Night:
I’m at Cafe Orlin on St. Marks Place, and I’m listening to these two guys pour their hearts out and discuss their trials and tribulations about women.

Oh…she’s not committed enough. Oh…the sex was bad. Oh…she wanted to marry me. Oh…it was just a summer fling. Oh…my mom found my condom wrapper (?!).You know, really pansy type stuff that guys don’t talk about. And then the conversation took a funny turn with this comment:

“The only thing gayer than doing coke, is sucking c-ck” - 2 Guys pouring their hearts out about women at Cafe Orlin

so say “No” to drugs

It’s a 4-way birthday party this Saturday. There will be some fly honeys up in the spot! But with Tam runnin’ the place, there is no doubt about it!

Here is the info taken straight from the evite:

Host: Michael Wong, Chris Magee, Melissa Tam, Miguel Arvelo
Location: Butterfield8
Address: 5 E. 38th Street (btwn 5th & Madison), New York, NY 10016 US

Here’s the deal:

11PM - 1AM - 2HOURS OPEN BAR!!! - (if you come in later, they will pro-rate the price. So if u walk in at 12am, the prices will be 1/2 of what you see below)

2 packages for open bar (no shots included - it’s against the law to do open bar with shots included):

1) $40 top shelf package (11pm-1am) - Grey Goose, Johnny Black, Bombay Sapphire, Belvedere, Crown Royal, Petron, Seagram 7 plus everything mentioned on the premium package below.

2) $30 premium package (11pm-1am) - Absolut, Stoli, Barcardi, Captain Morgan, Tanquarary, (am i making u thirsty yet??), Jose Cuervo, all bottled beer and house wines (10 different wines to choose).

Don’t be a loser, be a boozer!

DRESS ATTIRE:
No baseball hats and heavy chains (Anthony and BMak especially… =D) No GYM sneakers that look like you are ready to run in a marathon. No sweatpants. Jeans are OKAY!!

Basically, wear something hawt…like heavy gold chains! hahaha…

Will be providing pictures of the party next week. See you there. =)

The post about more money more problems inspired me to post another linear graph. The Hot / Crazy scale as defined in “How I Met Your Mother”. Reevaluating all the things I’ve done, I’m definitely on the far bottom right on this one. where do YOU fit in?

10 years ago, you were most likely listening to ‘Ruff Ryder’s Anthem’, ‘Stop Being Greedy’ or some other song off DMX’s Its Dark and Hell is Hot album. But while those other songs got more recognition and airplay, my jam was ‘How’s It Going Down’. I know, I know…it’s a song for the ladies, but there was something gangsta about DMX wanting to politick it with a hood rat b*tch named Tenika.

Favorite Line:
Fifty four eleven’s, size 7 in girls
Baby face, would look like she was 11 with curls

Just classic…anyway, enjoy the vid.

More charts can be found here: http://jamphat.com/rap/